Ahead of Valentine's Day this year, we took a little straw poll at Paper HQ about all the celebrities we're most embarrassed to have crushes on. From reality stars to douchey singer-songwriters, here are the top ten guys we're sorry/not sorry about wanting to send a box of Sweethearts to this year.
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10. Ed Westwick
As much as it pains us to admit, we're a little turned on by that Deep V.
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9. Adam Levine
Adam Levine has been on the cover of this magazine and just FYI he ate a banana while lounging on some throw pillows while he was being interviewed.
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8. Zayn Malik from One Direction
What's not to love about a barely-legal British boy bander whose eyelashes are longer than Lady Bunny's?
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7. Jared Leto
Jared Leto is a "kaballer" personified and we would totally let him realign our chakras any time.
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6. Mario Lopez
We go weak in the knees for any man who accessorizes his wedding ring with a pair of grills. Just embrace it, just embrace it.
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5. Scott Disick
What can we say? We swoon over a man with a teenage modeling past and a title (even if it was purchased over the Internet).
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4. Drake
Can we be your ChampagneMami, Aubrey?
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3. Brody Jenner
He has a very adorable Instagram account filled with pictures of dogs and horrifying selfies of him on private planes. Pea$e brotha.
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2. John Mayer
C'mon, you already know what this man's O-face looks like and it's disgusting and hot at the same time. Oh god, what is happening to us? Send help.
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1. Shia LaBeouf
Never say never ;)
Note: All photos come from our shame crushes' personal Instagram or Twitter accounts.
10. Ed WestwickAs much as it pains us to admit, we're a little turned on by that Deep V.
9. Adam LevineAdam Levine has been on the cover of this magazine and just FYI he ate a banana while lounging on some throw pillows while he was being interviewed.
8. Zayn Malik from One DirectionWhat's not to love about a barely-legal British boy bander whose eyelashes are longer than Lady Bunny's?
7. Jared LetoJared Leto is a "kaballer" personified and we would totally let him realign our chakras any time.
6. Mario LopezWe go weak in the knees for any man who accessorizes his wedding ring with a pair of grills. Just embrace it, just embrace it.
5. Scott DisickWhat can we say? We swoon over a man with a teenage modeling past and a title (even if it was purchased over the Internet).
4. DrakeCan we be your ChampagneMami, Aubrey?
3. Brody JennerHe has a very adorable Instagram account filled with pictures of dogs and horrifying selfies of him on private planes. Pea$e brotha.
2. John MayerC'mon, you already know what this man's O-face looks like and it's disgusting and hot at the same time. Oh god, what is happening to us? Send help.
1. Shia LaBeoufNever say never ;)
Note: All photos come from our shame crushes' personal Instagram or Twitter accounts.