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Football's Super Butts

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We asked our in-house sparkle queen -- and newly-minted Super Bowl correspondent -- to weigh in on his favorite, uh, tight ends in the NFL. Below, Mr. Mickey names his Top 10 Best Football Butts.

Screen Shot 2014-01-30 at 1.47.01 PM.png10. Victor Cruz, Wide Receiver for the New York Giants

"If football doesn't work out for Victor, he should consider a career in adult male films with that butt and sexy armpits. He can go far."

Screen Shot 2014-01-30 at 1.52.47 PM.png9. Jay Cutler, Quarterback for the Chicago Bears

"Hello, I'm from Chicago and Mr. Cutler has a butt that's more petite and squeezable. Not everyone likes a big, giant, jumbo Tim Tebow."

Screen Shot 2014-01-30 at 1.57.17 PM.png8. Troy Polamalu, Strong Safety for the Pittsburgh Steelers

"He's a strong safety and check out his position -- he's cradling the ball. Case closed."

Screen Shot 2014-01-30 at 2.01.01 PM.png7. Tramaine Brock, Cornerback for the San Francisco 49ers

"Tramaine has kindly provided a drool-wiping towel. He must be a giving lover."

Screen Shot 2014-01-30 at 2.03.15 PM.png6. Mark Sanchez, Quarterback for the New York Jets

"He's hot and he loves Broadway. I don't even need to see his butt and I'm ready to go all the way."

Screen Shot 2014-01-30 at 2.05.28 PM.png5. Arian Foster, Running Back for the Houston Texans

"Oh my! Oh my goodness. This is a great, big hunk of man."

Screen Shot 2014-01-30 at 2.09.30 PM.png4. Eric Decker, Wide Receiver for the Denver Broncos

"He has his own TV show so we know he's a bit of an exhibitionist. Score!"

Screen Shot 2014-01-30 at 2.13.35 PM.png(Photo via ESPN)

3. Colin Kaepernick, Quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers

"Never mind the butt -- look at those abs!"

Screen Shot 2014-01-30 at 2.15.56 PM.png2. Tom Brady, Quarterback for the New England Patriots

"If that butt's good enough for Gisele, it's good enough for me."

Screen Shot 2014-01-30 at 2.17.44 PM.png(Photo via ESPN)

1. Vernon Davis, Tight End for the San Francisco 49ers

"He's a Tight End. Wink wink."

Screen Shot 2014-01-31 at 11.36.39 AM.pngHonorable Mention: Tim Tebow

"Although we disagree a bit on social issues, Tim is undoubtedly a churnin' hunk of burnin' funk. He's welcome to pray any time as long as he faces the opposite direction."


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