Best Throwback Thursday of the Week: This mesmerizing American Bandstand-meets-early '90s Staten Island clip of kids with perms and mock turtlenecks dancing to Vanilla Ice. It is excellent.
Best Headline of the Week: This one from the Boston Globe: "Denver: High people, old people, and a really creepy airport."
Best Golden Globe Look: Lupita Nyong'o's red caped Ralph Lauren number.
Worst Animal News of the Week: Skunks are invading Central Park.
Biggest "What's the Point of This?" Piece of Art of the Week: This skull by Dutch artist Diddo, made entirely out of cocaine.
Best Time Waster of the Week: The Random Oscar Winner Generator. So, so good and we would watch every single movie.
Best Bush News of the Week: The news that an American Apparel in downtown NYC has started putting mannequins in their windows with a full '70s bush.
Most Interesting Tumblr Argument of the Week: That Beyoncé is basic. What? Really? Is she? I'm not sure! Wait? What? World. Is. Rocked.