Game-Change of the Week: Bill DeBlasio showing his TRUE, fancy colors by eating pizza with a fork. Feel so betrayed. -- Elizabeth ThompsonBest Cover of Andrea Bocelli's "Time to Say Goodbye (Con te Partiro)" We Heard All Week: Vampire Weekend's. It's pretty damn charming to hear Ezra Koenig belting out some Italian. -- Sarah Bellman
Craziest Cleavage of the Week: Malin Akerman's after she split her décolletage in two at the People's Choice Awards. Not even sure where to look. -- Maggie Dolan Best News of the Week: Shia LaBeef has announced he's retiring from "public life." Ok, buddy! See ya. -- E.T.
Best Throwback Photos of the Week: Russell Brand's. Good to know he has ALWAYS been such a weirdo. Look at that smolder. -- S.B.Thing We Were Most Obsessed With at the Beginning of the Week and Now Could Give an F about: What Polar Vortex? -- E.T.
Best Casting Choice of the Week: The Row's choice to cast Linda Rodin, stylist and founder of RODIN beauty line, in their Pre-Fall look book. Perfection. -- M. D. Best News Story to Come Out of Oregon All Week: This one about a couple who tried to tip their waitress with crystal meth. Oof. -- Abby Schreiber
Weirdest UK TV Special We Heard About All Week: That one about men who dress up as "Real Dolls." We can't wait for it to come to the U.S. -- S.B.Best Birthday of the Week: Blue Ivy Carter's. The 2-year-old tot celebrated at the Miami Zoo bird sanctuary in Jungle Island. Momma B and Daddy J rented the whole thing out for her and then took her to get pizza! They grow up so fast! -- M.D.
Most Interesting Photos That Also Make Us Feel Weird and a Little Sad of the Week: Dona Schwartz's photos of empty nesters posing in their children's 
Best Dusty Apartment Interior Photos That Made Us Feel All Asthmatic and Scratchy: These images of a Paris apartment that, until recently, had sat untouched since 1942. -- E.T.Most Exciting Food World News We Heard All Week: That Anthony Bourdain is opening a New York food market that will serve international street food. -- A.S.
Most Fantastic Cover of the Week: Bloomberg Businessweek's January cover. Similar to my feels about bitcoins, I don't fully understand it but I'm really, really enthusiastic about it. -- Gabby Bess
Best High Fashion Bathroom Moment: the new Alexander Wang campaign. -- Mickey Boardman