SNL's Guy Fieri Chrismas special sketch is a hilarious and perfect deep-fried, 7-layer hellscape starring Bret Michaels, Kid Rock and Vern Troyer. Please, Food Network, we beg you to never make this a reality.
SNL also knocked it out of the park with this rap spoof of some of H&M's more random sale items and store features, including neon-colored too-small jeans and clothes on the floor.
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Here's an awesome montage of a guy crashing other people's phone conversations at the airport. [Reddit]
We are all this newscaster who can't wait to go home. [Reddit]
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