Here's a video of David Blaine impaling his hand with an ice pick in front of a horrified Kanye West, Woody Harrelson, Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul and Will and Jada Smith. Aaron Paul. Cannot. Believe it. [Reddit]
Channing Tatum re-created Jean Claude Van Damme's insane semi splits on the set of 22 Jump Street (that would be the sequel to 21 Jump Street, ugh) and, well, you'll see. [Gawker]
Ladies and gentlemen, master of light George W. Bush is now painting kitties! That is all. [Jezebel]
And sing! [Mlkshk]Morning heart explosion alert! Here's a video compilation of tiny puppies learning to howl. Tooooo cute. [LaughingSquid]
You deserve it. [FYouNoFMe] 
Such daft. [Reddit]