Kanye West went on Ellen yesterday where he talked about North and his relationship with Kim (which surprisingly didn't make us wanna barf/roll our eyes) and he also premiered his newest video for "Bound 2," his track featuring Charlie Wilson. The clips co-stars his topless fiancée who straddles him on a motorcycle and that's just the beginning. Our five most, uh, enlightening observations from the video, below:
1. Is this a joke?
1. Is this a joke?
2. The Americana (green screen) landscape flashing by the whole time alternately reminds us of a series of '90s vintage t-shirts or...an army recruitment commercial.
3. This is a joke, right?
3. This is a joke, right?
4. During the motorcycle shots, Kanye's really proving he cares about fash-un because he's totally rocking one of our Top 5 Fugly Fashion Trends -- tie dye!
5. This is a very funny joke, courtesy of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.
5. This is a very funny joke, courtesy of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.
6. All of those close-up shots of Kim staring into the camera remind us of a Pantene Pro-V commercial.
7. Can't stop laughing about this obvious joke Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have played on us.
7. Can't stop laughing about this obvious joke Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have played on us.
8. And the way the lighting falls on Kim, it looks like she has Barbie boobs (a.k.a no nipples).
9. WHERE IS THE KIMYE X TISCI JOKE POPSICLE LINE? Stick joke prototype 1: "What did the Kimye say to the world? You were Bound 2 fall for it!"
9. WHERE IS THE KIMYE X TISCI JOKE POPSICLE LINE? Stick joke prototype 1: "What did the Kimye say to the world? You were Bound 2 fall for it!"
10. Lastly, is Kanye crying at the 4:17 mark?
