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ICYMI: This Guy Waking Up and Realizing His Wife Is Hot Is Awesome

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ICYMI: Here's an amazing video of a man named Jason Mortensen coming to after having surgery and realizing that he's married to a beautiful woman. Heart explosion. [Gawker]

Bill De Blasio, who won last night's Democratic primary, has an awesome family. That is all. [Via Buzzfeed]


Anthony Weiner, who ate shit in the election last night, was chased through a McDonald's by the equally pathetic Sydney Leathers (who has brand new implants), after she showed up to Weiner's "victory party." He fled into an alley. [Gawker]

tumblr_msqs5yT1ZH1shj7flo1_1280-650x930.jpg"Bey with a Pearl Earring" by Jay-zness Vermeer. [The Carter Family Portrait Gallery via Uproxx]


funniescreppy.pngScray! [LaughterKey]



The 'before' parts of infomercials set to the Smiths' "Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want" is poignant, powerful. [Mlkshk]

tumblr_msx4b9PKvm1sshjq5o1_500.pngSo thoughtful. [RatsOff]

U495.jpgFlip a photo of bats hanging upside down and you get Butch-Queen Bats Up in Pumps realness! [MlkShk]

U4N2.jpgColonel Sanders, Alice Cooper, head explosion. [Mlkshk]




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