Here's a fabulous little commercial for Kristine's Emporium, a treasure trove of a store in god knows where Canada. This commercial has everything: smooth, smooth dance moves, ponchos, a baby and a close-up shot of a heavily-pierced eyebrow. [via Hyper Vocal]
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Seattle Police Dept. just got real. [via Tastefully Offensive]
Kid President interviews Beyoncé and the results are very, very cute. [via Vulture]
Oof. [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]
David Lynch's hair is made from unicorn teeth and pixie dust. [via Afternoon Snooze Button]
Call Bronwen. [via Humor Train]
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Here's a video of a few of the Orange Is the New Black ladies twerking on set while shooting season two. Get it, gurls!. [via Vulture]