Welcome to our new series "Celebrities! How Similar to Us They Are," a surrealist send-up of celebrity weekly's' "Stars Are Just Like Us!" features. Each installment is written by Eli Yudin and Carey O'Donnell (of the very hilarious twitter account @NotTildaSwinton and our Real Housewives of New Jersey recaps) and illustrations are by Isabel Alcantara. Join us below to see Jennifer Aniston throat-sing in a CVS.
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Adrian Grenier went to the top of a waterslide, but was too scared to go down,and had to be rescued.
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Jennifer Aniston throat-sang at a CVS.
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Donald Trump ate a tree.
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Bruce Willis yelled out into the drone of night from inside a tree hollow in the woods.
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Police had to be called when Seth MacFarlane refused to stop tap-dancing in a Whole Foods.
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Kristen Stewart frowned inside a lamp store.
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