1. This does not appear to be a joke, but is so insane that it is almost funny: In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, the Susan G. Komen for the Cure Foundation (which famously withdrew its funds from Planned Parenthood two days ago -- and is now apparently un-withdrawing it) teamed up with Discount Gun Sales on a pink "Hope Edition" semi-automatic pistol, with a portion of each sale benefiting Komen's Seattle chapter. [via The Daily What]
2. Mayim Bialik, aka Blossom, recreated her 1992 Sassy cover for XO Jane. (And in the corresponding interview talked about having her Sweet Sixteen at Spago, with Neil and Johnny Galecki and Stephen Dorff in attendance!)
3. Here's Tim and Eric (of Tim and Eric Awesome Show fame)'s new amazing commercial for Old Spice, featuring Terry Crews on a jet-ski, that's set to run during Sunday's Super Bowl.
4. Forget pizza on a bagel. Behold: Pizza in a jar. (And a recipe for how to make it.)
5. Chris Rock says he's writing a new script wherein he and Melissa McCarthy will play a "Jerry Springer couple."
5. Chris Rock says he's writing a new script wherein he and Melissa McCarthy will play a "Jerry Springer couple."