
Fever Dreamiest New York Daily News Article of the Week: This story about Prince Rama singer Takara Larson being viciously attacked by raccoons in Central Park. -- Elizabeth Thompson
Best Piece of Local News Reporting: This St. Louis news station's segment on hipsters. -- Abby Schreiber
Best Completely Gratuitous Appreciation of the Male Form: Guy Trebay's trend piece on -- and accompanying slideshow of -- the shirtless men of NYC. -- MK


Weirdest Dick Pic Development: There's a very naked photo floating around that some are claiming is of Josh Hutcherson. But there are no identifying marks and most people think it's B.S. -- MK
Best (Worst?) Unexpected Interior Design Revelation: Dolly Parton's '80s-era New York City penthouse was actually pretty restrained. -- MK
The Most WTF 911 Call of the Week: This man's, who called 911 when one of his McDonald's burgers was apparently missing. -- AS