Ladies and gentlemen, our new favorite fake meme courtesy of College Humor: Bangstaches. Zooey Deschanel looks like Smitty, the kindly neighborhood grocer. No Shit "Social Experiment" News of the Day: Here are two videos showing that men are more willing to accept offers of sex from an attractive stranger than women. Shout out to the girl who throws the drink. [Hypervocal]
Glenn Catzig. [Mlkshk] 
You can do all that you can, but you'll never top that. [LaughterKey]
Comme des Gar-FUN. [FYeahDementia] Tough week? Here's a video of a meerkat being tickled and laughing. [TastefullyOffensive]
Not enough wine/tear stains. [
Some day. [RatsOff]