1) David Letterman is marking 30 years as a late-night television host tonight. Howard Stern and Bill Murray are guests, which is pretty fun, but otherwise he isn't really doing much to celebrate. At least bring back the tea party monkeys for one night, Dave! [NYT]2) Despite tabloid reports out today, Snooki is not pregnant. Everyone return those "Mommy's Lil' Meatball" onesies you just purchased from the Shore Store. [MTV]
3) Mitt Romney gets glitter bombed. [Buzzfeed]
4) A 'Shit People Say' search engine. [LaughingSquid]
5) Everyone's favorite NSFW Top Chef contestant (who also has the best name), Ty-Lör Boring, has a pop-up restaurant opening next week in New York. For $75, you'll be treated to a 5-course meal. Let's hope he's wearing chef's whites when he's in the kitchen. For tickets click here. 6) A kitten was born with two faces in Florida! [Huffington Post]
7) The British Fashion Council announced that Scottish print designer, Jonathan Saunders, is the winner of the BFC/Vogue Designer Fashion Fund.
8) A new NYC map shows how much energy your block consumes. [Gothamist]