Best Anthony Weiner-Scandal 2.0 Cover of the Week: The New Yorker, FTW. -- Elizabeth Thompson
Biggest Cronut Kerfuffle: Last night's Piers Morgan Live, guest-hosted by Anthony Bourdain. Bourdain promised David Simon and David Carr cronuts, but the show ran out of them earlier than expected. Cut to Simon writing "Tony Bourdain, you sonofabitch, you owe me a motherfucking cronut" on his blog. -- Max Kessler
Biggest Fashion Revelation (That Wasn't Really a Revelation Because We Predicted It): That those Armani diapers turned out to be fakes. We got to be one of the first to talk to the artist behind them. -- M.K.Best "Blurred Lines" Parody We Watched This Week: This gender-swapped version of the song. Get it, gurls. -- Abby Schreiber
Cutest New Baby: Many will disagree but the award goes to Winnie Fallon, Jimmy Fallon and Nancy Juvonen's one-day-old daughter. She's so adorable! -- M.K.
Most Generous Gift We Received All Week: This photoshopped pic of Paul Rudd wearing Lisa Frank, dedicated to us by our friends over at Funky Fresh in Lisa Frank. -- A.S.
Best Dick Pic of the Week: Sorry guys, it's not Anthony Weiner. It's Australian rugby player George Burgess who had some, uh, very racy pics leaked. Uncensored version at OMG Blog. -- M.K.
Most Nightmarish Toy That's Been Haunting Our Dreams All Week: This vintage Prince William doll. -- A.S.