Singers Eliza Hurwitz and Rachael Hurwitz have done the impossible: they've taken Alanis Morissette's famously un-ironic '90s jam "Ironic" and re-written the lyrics to actually be ironic. "It's Finally Ironic" keeps you from pondering exactly how a man winning a lottery and dying the next day or finding a dead fly in your wine are examples of irony. Instead, the "old man / turned 98 / he won the lottery / and died the next day / from a severe paper-cut from his lottery ticket." Watch above.
[via Towleroad]