Vampire Weekend's Ezra Koenig and Chris Baio decided to join the ever-growing list of successful, crush-worthy men doing Rookie Mag's "Ask a Grown Man" series. Over the course of their advice session, they liken porn to baseball, spend thirty seconds telling a girl what the New York Times would spend months pointlessly investigating, and say such pithy things as "life is pain." And, unlike some of the other "Ask a Grown Man" videos which leave you feeling warm and fuzzy, Chris and Ezra get pretty real: they don't sugarcoat their answers and there are moments when it seems like they'd rather be torching a SAAB than responding to the questions. But, as is usually the case with "Ask a Grown Man," their advice is worth listening to. Watch above.
[via Death and Taxes]
