Buzzfeed's Jen Lewis has illustrated Nicolas Cage as various Disney princesses and it's glorious. See all GIFs here.
I love you, Elizabeth Williams, whoever you are. [FYouNoFMe]
Just FYI, Minneapolis native Vincent Kartheiser is playing Mr. Darcy in a local production of Pride and Prejudice. [StarTribune] 
This lizard has a tiny, damn fine El Camino on cinderblocks parked behind those leaves that he secretly works on at night while listening to CCR. [TheClearlyDope]Mets pitcher Matt Harvey asks New Yorkers what they think of Matt Harvey. [LateNightWithJimmyFallon]
Jonsey the boxer finally gets to meet the cows he likes to bark at from the car. Confusion/fascination abounds. [TastefullyOffensive]
Tiny Bryan Cranston, 1963. [GQ]
Pelicans are the worst. [LaughterKey]