Oh no, Britney Spears, what are you doing? Britney's newest single, "Ooh La La," is pegged to the Smurfs 2 -- the CGI and live-action movie based on everyone's favorite Saturday morning cartoon -- so obviously the video is going to be shill-y, a little cringe-y and more forced than the usual post-2007 Britney video fare. Sure, OK, fine. But there are so many terrible things going on here: her deranged mugging; the brain-searing conflation of cartoon characters from our childhood and Britney's own sons matched with sexxxy lyrics; and of course, the mandatory hellish dubstep interlude with will.i.am. As you watch this, try to remember Britney as she was, not as she is.
[via Gawker]