Welcome to our new series "Celebrities! How Similar to Us They Are," a
surrealist send-up of celebrity weekly's' "Stars Are Just Like Us!"
features. Each installment is written by Eli Yudin and Carey O'Donnell (of the very hilarious twitter account @NotTildaSwinton and our Real Housewives of New Jersey recaps) and illustrations are by Isabel Alcantara. Join us below for an introduction to Ryan Reynolds' alchemy for children.
John Goodman drains a mall fountain with his mouth.
Ryan Reynolds demonstrates alchemy for children.
Leonardo DiCaprio guest lectures a class on the detailed history of Leonardo DiCaprio.
Wesley Snipes uproots a tree. "You don't understand!" he screams.
Sarah Jessica Parker inquires about a book at Barnes & Noble using only the clanking of her bones to communicate.
Channing Tatum clutches a smaller version of himself he calls "Lil' Me" close to his breast at the club.
John Goodman drains a mall fountain with his mouth.
Ryan Reynolds demonstrates alchemy for children.
Leonardo DiCaprio guest lectures a class on the detailed history of Leonardo DiCaprio.
Wesley Snipes uproots a tree. "You don't understand!" he screams.
Sarah Jessica Parker inquires about a book at Barnes & Noble using only the clanking of her bones to communicate.
Channing Tatum clutches a smaller version of himself he calls "Lil' Me" close to his breast at the club.