The first trailer for 300: Rise of an Empire is here, and it's just as packed with blood, gore, slo-mo and CGI as you'd expect it to be. Rise of an Empire is a follow up to the original 300 film and deals with Xerxes' quest to take over more territory, blah blah blah -- let's get to the half-naked grunting dudes! There are lots of them in this trailer. So to help those who find a sweaty man far more interesting than fictional takes on ancient legends, here are its top 5 gayest and most homoerotic moments.
5. 1:19: Xerxes' brow and eye-liner game.
4. 0:37: The slo-mo closeup of a sweaty, sexxxy beard.
3. 0:45: The fighter sensually sharpening his spear while we get a peek of his underboob.
2. 0:41: The anonymous builder stripping a big log that's jutting out towards the camera.
1. 0:27: Xerxes walking into his castle in gold leather shorts and bondage jewelry! Gurl!
3. 0:45: The fighter sensually sharpening his spear while we get a peek of his underboob.
2. 0:41: The anonymous builder stripping a big log that's jutting out towards the camera.
1. 0:27: Xerxes walking into his castle in gold leather shorts and bondage jewelry! Gurl!
