I don't watch The Bachelorette, but for a brief moment this afternoon I wish I did. Why? Because of this insane, awful, amazing video starring Soulja Boy and all of the men vying for the attention of "The Bachelorette" whose real name is Singleina McDownToEarthFunGirl. Just kidding, it's Desiree. Obviously, the video is the culmination of one of those oft-used reality show challenges wherein everyone learns how to "act" and "dance" by making a music video -- a challenge most frequently put to use on America's Next Top Model, by the way. But this one is just too good to not to share. In addition to the usual lame rhymes ("Last time you saw me / I was riding in a limo / Shawn sent me home / and set my heart in limbo."), the competing men are especially bad performers, even by reality TV standards. But, then, now we know just how few fucks Soulja Boy has left to give. Good going, guys!
I don't watch The Bachelorette, but for a brief moment this afternoon I wish I did. Why? Because of this insane, awful, amazing video starring Soulja Boy and all of the men vying for the attention of "The Bachelorette" whose real name is Singleina McDownToEarthFunGirl. Just kidding, it's Desiree. Obviously, the video is the culmination of one of those oft-used reality show challenges wherein everyone learns how to "act" and "dance" by making a music video -- a challenge most frequently put to use on America's Next Top Model, by the way. But this one is just too good to not to share. In addition to the usual lame rhymes ("Last time you saw me / I was riding in a limo / Shawn sent me home / and set my heart in limbo."), the competing men are especially bad performers, even by reality TV standards. But, then, now we know just how few fucks Soulja Boy has left to give. Good going, guys!
