Someone who is a genius has amassed all of Michael Kors' fabulously insane one-liners from his 10 seasons on Project Runway. "She just looked like Rigatoni Mad Max," "it's crazy disco turkey" and "unless you are going to a Joan Crawford St. Patty's Day party, who is wearing this blouse" are our favorites. But really, they're all gems. [ImWithKanye]
Here's a University of Wisconsin dialect survey of how the nation pronounces the word "pecan." Go team "pick-ahn!" "Pee-can" is some East Coast b.s.! [ParisReview]
Here's is a video of a parrot JAMM-ING to "Gangnam Style." Parrots shall inherit the earth. [TastefullyOffensive]
Steve Carrell went on Ellen dressed as his character from Despicable Me.
SWOON. [LaughterKey]
Murdering Amanda Bynes' vagina is still on Drake's to-do list. [JuliaSegal]
Enjoy these photos of Leo having "me time" on some rocks. [RatsOff]
Also, this. [RatsOff] 
For all of your Prancercising GIF needs. [DailyDot]
Thank you and goodnight! [OldFilmsFlicker]