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All of Arrested Development's Running Gags


A super-cut of all the recurring jokes on Arrested Development. Gene Parmesan better pop up in the new episodes. Ahhh! [PleatedJeans]

bachmanbook.gif Merry Christmas, Michele Bachmann is the inspiration behind the new erotic novel Fires of Siberia, about a red-state presidential candidate whose plane crashes in Siberia and is rescued in the wilderness by a sexy stranger named Steadman Bass. STEADMAN BASS. Here's a very real excerpt from publisher Badlands International. More over at the Atlantic

"Who are you? What's your name?"

"Steadman Bass," he answered flatly, yanking the glove from his hand and thrusting his paw toward her.

They shook hands, and Danielle felt the hot vitality of his blood. His hand was surging with warmth. His fingers were weathered like a workman's, but his touch betrayed a grace and kindness his face otherwise kept guarded. She wanted to stay fastened to him, so essential was the heat.

But she let go.

And the man walked hastily away.

tumblr_mn627kfxjS1rtu0xao1_1280.png360 boner alert. [LaughterKey]

tumblr_mn22l2dJTG1sn7lxto1_1280.jpgUpdate: Here's Bill Murray being perfect. We'll check in on what he's doing in a few more weeks, but it will probably be something perfect. [ReasonsMySonIsCrying via RatsOff]

Sweet Jesus. [Mlkshk]

tumblr_mn5unilob51qzmowao1_500.png Adam J. Kurtz's "What Is This Unknown Pleasure" t-shirts are now on pre-sale. Run, don't walk! [jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk]

tumblr_mn6rdwFBEg1qe7dlao1_1280.jpgLeave Britney alone. [AMajor7]

Tough morning? Let this cat massaging a snoring pug soothe your soul. (Just ignore that weird crackling sound in the background.) [TastefullyOffensive]

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