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For a new TV series, a British television channel commissioned an artist to paint modernized versions of historical figures. Above, here's William Shakespeare as that freelance guy you see every morning drinking a Red Eye and working on his Macbook at Toby's coffee in Williamsburg. Below Shakespeare is Marie Antoinette looking like a celebutante who decided not to go to college and start her own handbag line made out of expensive python and alligator skins instead. Later she met this sort of cute/sort of weird foreign guy at an after-party during the Olympics and it turns out he's a prince or something so her family encourages her to get hitched. And, lastly, here's Elizabeth I as Tilda Swinton. [via Laughing Squid]
L8r sk8r. [via Rats Off]



