Meet Mr. Balls, the testicle mascot of Brazilian anti-cancer non-profit the Associação de Assistência às Pessoas com Câncer. I guess raising awareness about testicular cancer is good, but oh god the pubes. So many pubes. And those eyes, oh those eyes. Good luck sleeping tonight, everyone. [Gawker]This ad for New Balances and the chubby middle-aged white men who love them from this weekend's Zach Galifianakis-hosted SNL was pretty perfect. [Hulu]
Another highlight from SNL: this Jennifer Aniston look-alike competition skit, featuring cameos by Bradley Cooper and Ed Helms. [Deadline]
Mama June and Sugar Bear, begetters of l'enfant Honey Boo Boo, got married this weekend. The bride and groom wore camouflage ensembles and Boo Boo wore a flamenco-style dress in neon orange and high-fructose corn syrup pink. Mazel. [via Jezebel, Us; Photos via Splash News.]This delightful Reading Rainbow blooper reel is the opposite of Monday morning. [BuzzfeedRewind]
Cats love it! [LaughingSquid]
Baby Aziz Ansari's dance class photo! (He's in the second row, second from left.) [AzizIsBored]Inside one pit bull's epic struggle to hang on to a stick. [Tastefullyoffensive]
Please leave Mark's cat out of this. [ThisIsntHappiness]