
Best Reaction to NBA Player Jason Collins Coming Out This Week: Writer Alexie Sherman's who titled his article for Seattle's Stranger "Jason Collins Is the Envy of Straight Men Everywhere. That's What Makes Homophobes So Uncomfortable." -- Rashard Bradshaw

Biggest Mystery of the Week: The intended meaning behind the Times' original headline on that embarrassing 'hipster Williamsburg' story, "Will.i.amsburg." -- J.W.
Most Thrilling Murray Hill Discovery of the Week: A new sandwich place called Spreads near the PAPER HQ. The next time you find yourself near 30th & Park, we highly recommend you try to their sandwiches (bulgogi! vegan BLT! fish torta!) or salads. -- A.S.

Weirdest Open Letter of the Week: Rapper Kitty Pryde's in-depth response after her tourmate Danny Brown received oral sex -- without his consent, according to Pryde -- onstage during one of his performances. -- R.B.
Best-and-Most-THC-Induced Audition of the Week: Willie Nelson's audition to play Gandalf in The Hobbit 2. -- A.S.