

The always amazing Retta did stand up on Late Night Monday night, and she was real good. Woe to the white Republican BMW-driving woman in L.A. who cuts her off.

New Favorite Tumblr Alert: Cosmarxpolitan, a combination of Marxism and sexxxy bedroom tips for keeping your guy begging for more like he's a bourgeois wage laborer! [Jezebel]
In this version all the wienerables go to live on a farm with lots of food, right? Right????? [TheClearlyDope]
FYI: Hot new pizza eating technique. [TheRumblr]
Iced coffee year-round 4 lyfe. [ThisIsntHappiness]
Dalten Duncan is invited to guest-edit Morning Funnies any time. [Mlkshk]
...or the spying on your ex-wife from your car, crying a little bit, wondering what you're doing with your life, Ted. [FYeahDementia]




