We decided to help out the students enrolled in the course, and came up with some foolproof, potential final paper topics:
"Decoding the Heteronormativity of Putting a Ring on It"
"All Black Everything: Race, Ethnicity and the Child from the Child from Destiny's Child"
"The Liminal Negotiation of Dancing in High-Heels"
"Politics, Gender and the Struggle for Being Ready for This Jelly"
"Power, Identity, and Thought in 'If I Were a Boy"
"99 Problems with 99 Problems But a Bitch Ain't One."