Here's a supercut of politicians making awkward references to rap music. Joe Lieberman's reference to "Slap a Hoe" at 0:46 is the best/most awkward. [via HuffPo]
Here's a video of a sloth spooning a cat while Jason Mraz's "I'm Yours" plays in the background. Have a soothing, sensual Friday, everyone. [via Hyper Vocal]
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle starring Turtle from Entourage. "Oh...ye-uh!" [via Official Comedy]
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'Cool American' Doritos exist in Iceland. [via Laughing Squid]
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This makes us real...uncomfortable. [via I'm With Kanye]
Rave Dad, rave on. [via Pleated Jeans]
In case you haven't already read that batshit crazy email a sorority girl sent her sisters, here it is, in full.
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Dope emoji wallpaper. [Creator's Project via Rat's Off!]
Hey New York, pop it like it's hot (er, chilled?): Brangelina's rosé is now available in stores! (And we hear it's good!) [Thanks Jared!]
Ta-da! It's Friday. [via F Yeah Dementia]
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'Cool American' Doritos exist in Iceland. [via Laughing Squid]
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This makes us real...uncomfortable. [via I'm With Kanye]
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Artist and Internet all-star Hennessy Youngman has a new mix, "CVS Bangers," that he says is "THE AUDIOSCAPE FOR WHEN YOU'RE BUYING TAMPONS OR A 12 PACK OF CONDOMS, A SAMPLING OF THOSE MAGIC TUNES THAT PLAY WHEN YOU'RE CONTEMPLATING HOW RIDICULOUS YOU WOULD LOOK CARRYING 24 ROLLS OF TIOLET [SIC] PAPER ON THE TRAIN, THOSE BITTERSWEET TUNES OF YESTERYEAR THAT SKIP THROUGH YOUR MIND AS YOU READ THE NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION ON THE BACK OF A BOX OF FROZEN PIZZA AND OPT FOR A PINT OF ICE CREAM INSTEAD, THOSE SPECIAL DITTIES THAT ACCOMPANY YOUR SMASHING THE BAR CODE OF A CAN OF RED BULL AGAINST THE SCANNER OF BROKEN SELF-CHECKOUT MACHINE. CVS BANGERS IS COMMERCE ITSELF, AND COMMERCE, MY FACELESS INTERNET FRIENDS, IS BEAUTIFUL." Ok, we'll be listening to this when we pick up a pack of Zyrtec and some Twizzlers. Thanksbye. [via 100 Years of Lolitude]
OMG these bloopers of Philly news anchors making fun of Ryan Lochte and laughing hysterically after interviewing the athlete about his forthcoming reality TV show is the best. [Thanks Max!]
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