Stephen Colbert and Alan Cumming did their own take on Brad Paisley and LL Cool J's "Accidental Racist," called "Oopsie Daisy Homophobe" (which starts at the 4-minute mark). It's great. [via HyperVocal]
Whoopi Goldberg seriously seems to be over the The View (and into crazy outfits?). When a reporter asked her who she thinks should replace Joy Behar and Elisabeth Hasselbeck, she responded "Let me tell you this about The View: I take a paycheck every other week. That's all I do. I could give a shit what comes. I do my job -- I have a contract. That's where I stand. I don't give a fuck...My job is to show up and be cute by 11 o'clock and get the fuck off that show by 12." [via DListed]
Good tip, but it's a little late. [via Afternoon Snooze Button]
Oh shit, we took a wrong turn. [via Afternoon Snooze Button]
Rick Ross made a song about Panera Bread. That is all. [via Death and Taxes]
Why we love St. Vincent.
When he's old enough, he can work at Paper. [via knusprig.titten.hitler]
We prefer Ugh Weekly. [via knusprig.titten.hitler]