1. In the wake of the Hipster Ariel Meme, a whole slew of Hipster Disney Princesses. 
2. Woman flossing subway pole with butt. [via College Humor]3. Watchin' Downton. "Wait, all the chauffeurs are cute."
4. On Tuesday, a penguin named Paula pooped on the Kentucky senate floor. [via Fark]5. A behind the scenes look at Girls, Lena Dunham's new HBO show. "I apologize that you have genital warts."