Russell Brand told Conan that he tried to get Tom Cruise to bring him into Scientology and failed. We have to admit that if a cult didn't want us, we'd be wondering why too. [via Huffington Post]
Here's an A Capella review of music from the 11th century through the present day, in four minutes. We're amazed and a little exhausted. [via Mashable]
Kat Von D and Deadmau5's wedding will be -- wait for it....underwater themed. There will performers dressed as mermaids, green and blue food, and Kat will wear a mermaid-like wedding dress. [via Dlisted]
One bling to bring them all and in the dopeness bind them. [via knusprig.titten.hitler]
Christopher Meloni, anyone? The new Ghostface Killah video for "Rise of the Ghostface Killah" is an homage to old horror movies. We like, we like. [via Pitchfork]
Gucci Mane -- is you rollin'? [via The Clearly Dope]
We feel the same way. [via Afternoon Snooze Button]
Fuck. [via 
