Morning Saddies: Lindsay Lohan was on the Late Show last night promoting Scary Movie 5, and David Letterman asked her why she wasn't in rehab. Though Lohan was not amused and things got a little awkward, the segment turned heartfelt toward the end when Letterman praised her for being able to laugh at herself and she teared up. Also, we like that dress.[Jezebel, Gawker]
Aaand, on to Morning Funnies:
Justin Timberlake went to the White House and made the exact same face we would make if we were in the same room as Michelle Obama. [PopSugar]
Rebel Wilson was on the Tonight Show last night and talked about filming her first sex scene, which involved lots of sweating and nunchucks. Our crush deepens.
Own this terrifying life-size E.T. puppet for a cool $250.
P.S. Would you rather: Wake up and have E.T. at your bedside, doing that neck-extension/screaming thing he does when he gets scared? OR, have to spend one night with a non-rabid, low-energy bat in your bedroom? [io9]
Here's a video of a cat discovering its reflection in a mirror/having its mind blown. (Why didn't the person who shot this video set it to "Man In the Mirror?" Wasted opp.) [HyperVocal]
This is the look. And over 50% off too! [DangerousMinds]
Oh shit. [TheClearlyDope]
If you need us, we'll be watching this video all day long. [DailyPicksandFlicks]