We got white smoke! [via Fuck Yeah Dementia]
TRUE DAT. [via The Daily What]
Here's Dennis Rodman in his casual conclave look arriving at the Vatican ahead of the papal announcement. [via Hyper Vocal]
We learned that the new pope is some guy from Argentina. [GIF by Isabel Alcantara] 
Just kidding! It's totally Beyoncé. Her papal name will be Pope Besus I. [via Dorsey Shaw Experience]
"There she is, Miss Bread America. There she is, your ideal. The dream of a million girls who are pretty, can come true in Gluten City." [via Coin Farts]
More sneak peeks at Mad Men season 6! Baby Gene is so sassy. So. Sassy. [via I'm With Kanye]
"How many in your group, ladies? IDs out, IDs out. I said, get in line and have your IDs OUT or you're not getting in da club!" [via Afternoon Snooze Button]
A VICE reporter called a bunch of hate groups and asked them what they thought of Jennifer Lawrence. Sadly, most of them didn't know who she was. [via VICE]Nick Offerman gets turned into a human vaporizer in this promo clip for his new film, Somebody Up There Likes Me, which also features Adam Scott, Megan Mullally, and Alison Brie singing about pussy and weed. Bonus cameo by Amy Poehler. [via Uproxx]