Best New Music Video: The Knife's new video for "A Tooth for An Eye" made me miss the antics of high school P.E. -- Rashard Bradshaw
Best Obsessive Fan: Elvis Costello, who dug up the unreleased Prince bootleg "Moonbeam Levels" to cover at last night's Carnegie Hall tribute to the artist. -- Jonah Wolf
New York Times Magazine Piece We Have Been Emotionally Preparing Ourselves All Week to Cry Over on Sunday Morning: Jacob Bernstein's piece on his late mother, Nora Ephron. -- Elizabeth Thompson

Best Bar Opening of the Week: Tørst, a Danish craft beer bar in Greenpoint, owned by the brewer behind Denmark's Evil Twin brews and a veteran of Noma and Momofuku. The Evil Twin #6 Femme Fatale is delicious, by the way. -- Abby Schreiber



Worst News of the Week: North Korea threatens America with nuclear war. -- RB
Best Performance From a Minor: A four-year-old covered Bruno Mars' "Grenade" on Ellen and taught the world how to emote. -- RB
Best News of the Week: John Waters isn't dead! Phew, because who were we going to talk to about strap-ons at Christmas? -- ET
Biggest Party Animal of the Week: Our new Man in Copenhagen, Sebastian, who told us about the time he fell asleep on a train after an early morning rave and woke up in Sweden. -- AS