Behold: Nicolas Cage Roulette -- a website that randomly streams Nicolas Cage Netflix films for you based on your taste in Cage (are you into "All Movies" Cage or "Action Movies" Cage?). We got Bringing Out the Dead. [Mashable]
This is why dogs are the best. A cat would scratch the shit out of you and bounce like two seconds in. [TheClearlyDope]
Speaking of: a compilation of cats being jerks. [TastefullyOffensive]
"Actor, director, poet and model" James Franco was on the Colbert Report last night. All the questions you've ever had about James Franco are confirmed between the 1:30 and 2:00 marks. [Gawker]
You stay classy, Terrence Howard. [TMZ]
There's a We the People petition to make R.Kelly's "Ignition (Remix)" the National Anthem, though, HELLO, obviously it should be "Party in the U.S.A." Seemed like a no brainer. [DailyDot]
Baby George Clooney with a fire extinguisher. [NotPorn]
Lame. [Reddit]
