Though the online excerpt from Vanity Fair's fothcoming Taylor Swift cover story has several interesting tidbits -- like that she's "dated exactly two people" since 2010 (Harry Styles and Conor Kennedy), that Styles pursued her for a year and that she essentially thinks there's a "special place in hell" for Tina Fey and Amy Poehler after they mocked her at the Globes -- in my humble opinion, the most interesting revelation about T. Swift is this:
"As she sits drinking lavender lemonade in her 'Tim Burton-Alice in Wonderland-pirate ship-Peter Pan' apartment"
No, it's not even a full sentence and no, it's more of what journalists refer to as "color" in a piece but dammit if it's not intriguing that the singer lives in a bachelorette pad whose description reminds me of an awful nursery a hip Clinton Hill couple in my nightmares built for their son, Milo.
Also, where can I find lavender lemonade?
[Note: This is NOT a real photo of Swift's apartment.]