The United States Post Office is so strapped for cash it's creating its own clothing line of "smart apparel -- also known as wearable electronics." They will also buy their own space in the Garment District to showcase their collections and hope to get the clothes into high-end department stores. To which we say: wut? 
Lindsay Lohan's up to her old tricks. Apparently she borrowed an expensive beaded gown for the amFAR gala and returned it cut in half. A source reported that she ripped it a little at a club the night before and completely cut out the part of the dress that had been ripped. To which we say, again: wut? [via Gawker] 
When asked by Fern Mallis which new products or lines she would endorse, Vera Wang replied "I do love donuts." Girl, us too. [via Fashionista]While we'll agree that the new Longchamp campaign video starring Coco Rocha is super fun, we're having a hard time wrapping our heads around the idea of someone having fun at an airport. [via Fashion Gone Rogue]
Georgina Chapman (one of the designers of Marchesa) is designing a line for J.C. Penney which will focus on prom gowns and be priced at a very affordable $50 to $250. [via The Cut]
LVMH bought a minority stake in young couturier Maxime Simoen's eponymous line, allowing him to show a women's ready-to-wear collection for the first time. It probably also means that LVMH plans to give him a Creative Director post at one of their larger houses down the line, so let's all make sure to remember his name. [via Fashionista]
Business of Fashion got a new look, y'all. [via On the Runway]