If dog parks were gay bars. [Vulture]
It's the thought (you had as you ran frantically into a Party City at 8:20 p.m. on Valentine's Day) that counts. [Reddit]
We could probably swing that but let us check iCal and get back to you. [Funcork]
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Your parents have a summer house there that you don't know about. [MajorTVJunkie]
The best kind of finger snapping. [CampBasement]
LL Cool Darcy. [LaughterKey]
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Your parents have a summer house there that you don't know about. [MajorTVJunkie]
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A scarf that looks like a giant piece of pizza. (Only wear at home while having 'me time.') [LaughingSquid]
God that season was good. [ParisHiltonSexSlave]
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Smash your half-full glass with a sledgehammer! [ThisIsntHappiness]
Behold: The Day Dreamer desk by designer Nick Demarco. Aside from a notepad-sized hard surface for writing, everything else is foam. Night night. [Inspirez]
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