Ellen and you had the same reaction to Katy Perry's cleavage at the Grammys last night. [Buzzfeed]
Taylor Swift danced and sang along to every performance last night, which was mostly annoying but also sweet because at least she wasn't sitting there looking bored. That said, we were getting major "this is embarrassing, but I'm trying to be a good friend so I'm just smiling and not making eye contact" vibes from her friend all night. [@MichaeHayes]
This happened. [ImWithKanye]
Dr. John wore his casual Sunday day look to perform with the Black Keys. [DailyDot]
P.S. Why do you waste friendships on Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, Jay-Z? Be best friends with us instead! Pleeeease! [AfternoonSnoozeButton]
Johnny Depp showed up to the Grammys looking like a cross between a sexy catfish and a parched piece of beef jerky wearing a Jim Morrison Halloween costume. Someone get this man an aloe vera bath, a rejuvenating scalp treatment and some shallow running water to swim in, STAT.
Cat typos make up 50% of all typos. [FYeahDementia]
Do not buy a pet octopus. [PleatedJeans]
Best nana ever. [TasefullyOffensive]
Aw Richard III, you shouldn't have! [AfternoonSnoozeButton]
Oh Barrrryyyy, we'd smoke cigarettes on a Hawaiian beach with you any day of the week. [LaughterKey]
Valentine from a beaver. [Coinfarts]
Valentine from a possum. [TacoWitch]