Matt Damon took over Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, duct-taping Kimmel to a chair and torturing him with appearances from various celebrities who were there to make fun of him, including his ex, Sarah Silverman. Highlight: Silverman talking about what it was like to date Kimmel in the clip above. More clips here.
WNYC's map of the most popular dog names in New York City by neighborhood. PAPER field trip to the random pocket of Queens that's home to tons of dogs named Lucas? [100yearsoflolitude]
Emergency glitter. [TastefullyOffensive]
Cool guy cacti. [Erectionate]
When we're not making one of these four faces, we're thinking about making one of these four faces. [RoboShark]
The Internet does not like you like that. :( [KimJongChill]
Jumping the birthday cake. [TheClearlyDope]
Support your local Slothronaut. [Reddit]
Only the best butt. [TastefullyOffensive]