Amanda Seyfried admitted she was drunk during her appearance on the Late Show last night and had a frank, mostly charming but slightly strange discussion with David Letterman about having stage fright and calming her nerves with booze before doing talk shows. [CBS]
Here's Retta being the best on Conan Monday night. This is so, so good. [TeamCoco]
Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.Ahhhhhhh! The ones in the foreground with missing eyes are the worst. [RatsOff]
Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.How to kiss, according to a 1942 article in Life magazine.
The story includes steamy tips like "boy and girl should stand close
together but not hold each other too tightly." Get a room! [Jezebel via TheMarySue]
Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.If one were looking for unicorn hooded towels for adults that come with rainbow manes, one would buy them at this Etsy shop. Burn upon reading. [LaughingSquid]
Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.In honor of Haunkkah, NPR's The Salt introduces us to the Latke Double Down (brisket sandwiched between two latkes). That actually sounds kind of delicious, no?
Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.IKEA Monkey X Ruined Spanish Fresco Monkey Jesus = art. (P.S. Poor IKEA monkey! We hope he's doing OK in his new home at an animal sanctuary.) [Reddit]
Here's a girl performing the Stanley Steemer jingle in a variety of genres. We're more partial to the rich harmonies of the Empire carpets jingle, but that's just us. Guess this is still pretty impressive. [Vulture] Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.In sum, Beyonce. [PenisPolice]
Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.Here comes Zilla Claus. [Megret]