'Memba this? There's a 93% chance it tasted like sugared cardboard. [via 
Oh shit. Why you gotta be such wallflowers, Luke and Han? [via The Clearly Dope]
Ick factor 1000 that iTunes actually sells this BUT if they were really savvy, they'd market it with Fifty Shades of Grey on tape and make it a package deal. [via Laughter Key]
Your latest fun and festive outfit for that family holiday portrait. [via I'm With Kanye]
Our new favorite Twitter account @SeinfeldToday, re-imagining Seinfeld plots if the show were on air in 2012. Our favorite so far is Jerry becoming "taxi famous." [via Hyper Vocal]
Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seat belts, Jumanji is getting a re-make. [via Uproxx]
The fact that Miley Cyrus cut her hair even shorter is the second or third observation you'd make about this photo says a lot. [via Buzzfeed]
"Sex Education class (1929)" [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]
Lindsay Lohan apparently carries entire boxes of Pop Tarts in her purse, people. [via Pop Dust]
Here's a gingerbread man scaring the shit out of Fergie on Ellen. [via Ellen]