This SNL ad for visiting your hometown during the holidays is perfect.
Taylor Swift's interview with the New York Times this weekend got off to an awkward start:NYT: At the CMA awards earlier this month, Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley cracked a joke about your reported breakup with Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s son Conor Kennedy. But the camera never panned to you.
TS:They don't pan to you if you're not laughing.
According to this, we were Depression-era baseball player Sheriff Blake. Who were you? [LaughterKey] 
Mmm, cupcakes that look like Thanksgiving dinner. [LaughingSquid]
Romantic. [Pizzzatime]
Real talk from Andre the Giant. [RatsOff]
For a cool $258, a Japanese company will make you a tiny figurine of yourself using 3-D printing. [TheDailyWhat]
We'll bring the "today was terrible and everything is just really hard and I have to go call my mom while quietly crying in the bathroom" cake. [VampireVest]
Stephen Colbert spends some quality time with his wax statue at D.C.'s Madame Tussauds. [ImWithKanye]
16 Shades of Hugh. [FYeahDementia]
Even if Pete Johnson doesn't win, he should still get a nod for Best Gainesville Mayoral Campaign Ad Ever. [TheClearlyDope]For all of your Footage of Lady Gaga Humping a Counter Covered in Cool Whip Needs: The upcoming Terry Richardson-directed video for Gaga's weird new song "Cake" has another trailer. NSFW, but you knew that. [ONTD]