Our apologies for opening Morning Funnies on such a dark note, but here's a hot new look at TLC's totally real, definitely not-staged, just completely creepy reality show, Extreme Cougar Wives. Papermag premiere party? We will supply the snacks and 11th story window to throw the television out of mid-episode. [ONTD]
Ramona Singer, you better run for the effing hills. There's a new bitch in town. [HuffPoTV]]
Still-being-workshopped airplane banner. [AlsoHere]The weirdest, weirdest car commercial ever starring Grace Jones. [FYouNoFMe]
Behind the scenes of Beetlejuice. [BobbyFinger]
It's a SWAGina. [ParisHiltonSexSlave]
O.G. Avengers. How hot is Emma Peel? [Megret]
They see us rollin, they hatin'. [Coinfarts]
Yuck, it's true. [KimJongChill]
Whoever drew this wins the trophy for Excellence in Textbook Doodling. Kids these days are doing just fine. [Roboshark]
Barack Obama and Joe Biden, age 10. [OldFilmsFlickr]
You nasty, GIF! [DorseyShawExperience]
Happy holidays, from Grumpy Cat. [afternoonsnoozebutton]