Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.Hollywood Nailz, the awesomely off-beat variety show from Seth Bogart (Hunx and His Punx) and Brande Bytheway, premieres today and we've got a couple of exclusive segments for 'ya. First, behold an invention to end all inventions (or at least fast food drive-thru rage) in "The Dipping Station"; next watch an infomercial for an inter-planetary love line in "1-800-69-URANUS"; and finally meet Stephen, a glamorous hair stylist to the stars (who reminds us a little bit of Ken Paves...is that mean?) in "It's Stephen!!!" Watch all three exclusive clips below and head over to the Hollywood Nailz website to scope the full episode.