Watch Marc Jacobs' new ad featuring a dude who really looks like he's masturbating in a park. It isn't exactly NSFW, but it's close. [via The Cut]
Keira Knightly discussed how photo editors Photoshop her breasts with Allure, saying: "They always pencil in my boobs. I was only angry when they were really droopy...if you're going to make me fantasy breasts, at least make perky breasts." And lo and behold, her nipple is clearly Photoshopped out of her cover. [The Cut]
WWD got a preview of the animated short Disney made in collaboration with Barneys, and apparently it's adorable. The plot is as follows: Minnie Mouse gazes longingly in the window at Barneys and imagines herself on the front lines of Paris Fashion Week, interacting with basically every famous person in fashion. In sum: we'd watch that. Meanwhile, take a peek at the Disney-fied versions of some of fashion's best and brightest. [via WWD]
Here's a proper first look at Anne Hathaway's custom Valentino wedding dress. [via Fashionista]
The CFDA and Vogue have joined forces to create The Fashion For Sandy Relief Initiative. They'll be auctioning off items like going to a fashion show with Anna Wintour and dining with Gwyneth Paltrow. All proceeds will go to charity. [via Vogue]People are petitioning for Macy's to fire Donald Trump as one of its spokespersons after, well, everything. Here's the new Macy's featuring an awkward Trump birther joke. [via E!]
Friends of PAPER Susan and Chrissie Miller designed a cashmere collection for Calypso. Each color for the collection has been "read" by Susan Miller to help customers select the colors most in line with their signs and planetary traits. We would buy it all now, but our horoscope tells us to put off shopping for a little while. (Mercury is in retrograde, after all.) [via Press Release]
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