Jonah Hill and CNN's Don Lemon got into a weird Twitter slap flight about who is ruder. Though ending a dismissive comment with 'peace' is always funny, Don gets major bitch points for his 'stardom is fleeting' comment. We're calling this a tie and deem them both 12-year-old girls. [Gawker]Start your Friday right, with this video of a Great Dane and baby deer who are best friends. Too much, too much. [TastefullyOffensive]
FYI, Beyonce was the white rabbit from Alice in Wonderland for Halloween. [ButtSexington]
We're all about croutons, but this is waaay too much crouton. [TallWhitney]Watch Aziz Ansari, Momofuku chef David Chang and Joe Beef chefs Fred Morin and David McMillian eat fried bologna sandwiches on Chang's new PBS show. [PopCultureBrain]
Our new favorite website = Google Poetics, featuring poetry generated by Google's suggestion feature. [TheParisReview]
Don't see me. [Reddit]
Desperately, desperately wanted this bedspread circa 1991. [Apparently this pizza commercial is fake, but that doesn't make it any less beautiful. [TheWorldsBestEver]
:( [ParisHiltonSexSlave]
Baby Robert Downey Jr.! [ThisIsNotPorn]
Yeah. [--Chris]
Lucy and Desi, champions of breakfast. [PizzzaTime]