Spot on. [Achilles Stamatelaky] 
Envision the rustic charms of no hot water, or any water, no electricity, no gas, closed parks, closed shops and no transit with the modern luxury of eating cold Chef Boyardee from a can in a quaint Chase bank lobby. No test scores because no schools. [Keerthik Sasidharan]
It's true. Everyone is going to bed at 6:30. [VisitorDesign via AndrewAndrew]
So there you have it. (Also, Gumelection.com has more photos/videos.) [BobbyFinger]
Everything's coming up Barry. [DailyDot] Mr. Burns endorses Mitt Romney. [Fox]
Just a Russian cat watching cartoons on a laptop. [Buzzfeed]
Netflix just laughs. [Reddit]
Three grumpy cat moon. [LaugherKey]
It's cake, but s'not cake. [PizzzaTime]
One tall skinny quad shot braaains latte with whip, coming right up. [Flavorpill] 
From artist Casey Weldon's Murray Time series, which envisions Bill Murray as every Wes Anderson character. [LaughingSquid]A supercut of of misheard song lyrics. Our favorite is 'Hit me with your pet shark.' [Gawker]
N.W.A. X Faulkner. [TheLibraryJournal]
Hey weekend, let's do this. [